I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.
My mom thinks i’m insane for laughing so hard at this
FEMINIST: A person who believes in the social, political, and economic equality of the sexes.
i love her som uch i could cry
How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.
How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?
But Sanrio never said Hello Kitty was a cat in the first place😐
Yes they did they said she was a Japanese bobtail
I mean look at her. Who wouldn’t think she was a cat?
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
OOH SOMEONE SAID IT
Dude: I seen you walking by and i just had to say something you’re gorgeous may i get your number
Girl: ok, sure ill give you a shot, i hope you’re not crazy
Dude: ok thanks cutie put your number in
nigga … is that a… oh sorry i cant i forgot i… i…..left my house on fire im in a rush maybe next time
*power walks away*
*takes one good photo* posts on all blogs, posts on all social media accounts, makes wallpaper, sends to friends, prints out and frames, emails to obama
Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.
If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.